Silence is too loud

Yeah, I know. No updates. For shame. I have a good excuse for my lack of posts however.

• I'm lazy
• Life has been boring
• I'm lazy
• I purchased www.deadtaco.com, where I'll be moving all my cool stuff (it's not active yet...)

So what's exciting right now? Not much, except for the fact that Scientologists sent me an invitation to learn the ways of the Xenu. There is nothing quite as entertaining as receiving an advert from the Scientologists. However, I have to admit that I was a little disappointed at the fact that it was signed by a Tom Crall and not Tom Cruise. They could have at least enticed me with the thought of meeting a national nutjob.

I have my final Dr's appointment today to figure out what's new with my bionic wrists. My left wrist has been frozen in the karate-chop position since the accident, but the other day while playing video games, there was a loud 'snap!' and my wrists can now move. Go figure.

Oh, the only other exciting thing that happened was that a dozen ninjas stormed my house around midnight, but I pulled out my samurai sword and took them all out. I was totally cool, and I let one of them live so he could tell his master to stop sending ninjas over to assassinate me. I hate those guys.

Ok, moving on. Watch for the DeadTaco website, which should be up and running sometime this week. It'll blow your socks off and get you all steamy. Hooray!